in lieu of me writing an actual post, here's some texts I sent this week:
Me to Husband: hey I remember EXACTLY why we bought this house. I said "we have to buy a house big enough that we will never move again." Moving sucks.
Me to Husband: The girls just woke up and are upset you're not here. I told them you had to go to work already but they're very worried you didn't eat breakfast.
Me to Husband: Did you watch The Prince of Egypt with the girls? They are pretending to be Moses and Ramses.
Me to Husband: hey remember how I packed all the crystal and china so carefully and neatly and stacked the boxes in the dining room? Lovely has claimed it as her fort and won't stop climbing the boxes.
Me to Husband: I just tried to superglue a toy and the tube exploded all over my hands. not pleasant.
Husband to me: *picture of Lovely after she climbed in his suitcase, apparently ready to accompany him on a business trip*
Me to my mom: Hey remember my crazy smart, creative children? The oldest is using a fleece blanket, ribbon and candy cane to make a kite.
Me to my mom: The kite didn't work out so well. So now she tied the ribbon to a chair and is pretending to be a reindeer pulling the sleigh.
Me to my mom: Spent most the day packing. Realized we were hungry so I cleaned up the kitchen washed up, surveyed the fridge and promptly ordered a pizza. best mom ever. oh and Lovely is on her second piece already.
Me to Husband: I asked the girls what they want for Christmas. The first told me she wants "pierced earrings and a gun. a pink one." the second said "make up, lipstick and a soft monkey. but not a doll monkey. a real monkey that talks." and the baby sneezed on me.
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